Not per month. Not per year. Not per “Super Like” or “Boost” or whatever gets invented next week. One dollar. One time. You’re in. That’s the entire model.
Which is fine — for them. For you, it means the longer you’re single, the more profitable you are. A business model built around your loneliness. Cozy, isn’t it?
“Lets you see who swiped right on you — a service you are actively receiving — that you pay for monthly.”
“Includes an ‘incognito mode.’ Because evidently, privacy is a luxury tier.”
“‘Designed to be deleted.’ Tragically, not designed to be affordable.”
“Doing this since 1995. Thirty years. Still charging monthly. Respect the commitment, at least.”
Not our mission statement. Just the stuff that seemed obvious but apparently needed saying out loud.
Verified profiles near you. No tiers, no boosts, no paywalled basics.
We’re not going to promise you love. Dating apps don’t change lives — people do. We’re just the room you walk into, one you only had to pay a dollar to get through the door.
The dollar isn’t about revenue. It’s a filter. Bots don’t pay. People who aren’t serious don’t pay. Everyone in the room chose to be there. That’s worth something.
There isn’t much. One dollar. One time. No auto-renew. No premium tier. No “Gold” or “Platinum” or “Diamond” or whatever comes after diamond. Just people — real ones — looking for other real people.
Novel concept, we know.